Feng Shui: You’re Doing It Wrong

Now, I don’t know a whole lot about Feng Shui, but I’m thinkin’ this isn’t it:

While driving the back roads through the Ozark Mountains (aka: the Ozark Indy 500) on my way to the lake house, I passed by the house in the picture above. Whoever owns this house spent a lot of time making this big ass lawn ornament out of…skulls. There may even be a human skull or two in there, I don’t know.

I started thinking about where I was and that maybe this was a warning for Outsiders rather than art and decided it was unwise to be sitting in front of the house with a camera.  The Hillbillies ’round here kinda have their own legal system going on.  So I quickly snapped this picture and hauled ass (lest I become part of what appears to be an ongoing collage).